Here we be again. th’ one day whar ye can speak like a scurvy pirate ‘n not get googly-eyed looks from all ye non pirates. Accordin’ to Patfo, ’tis year we ‘ave a new item on th’ beta called th’ Big Bag ‘o lovely Booty. Great fer them who have too much gold ‘n want to dispense ‘o some ‘o their spoils.
But just like th’ age ol’ rivalry between aussies ‘n kiwis, I gunna only trust barnacle-covered ninjas as far as I can throw ’em.
’tis always nice to end th’ day wit’ a spot ‘o fishin’ fer ye supper – otherwise ’tis walk th’ plank wit’ ye.