So it appears The Aldor representative was not the only one who was left out of the first round of the Mogolympics. I recently became aware of a race known as the Hozen who wanted to enter but didn’t know how to get to the Slaughtered Lamb (or own a tabard for that matter).

Hozu rider

So after hearing about their plight, I took it upon myself to post their entry here.

However, I think Ook-Ook in Stormstout Brewery summed it up perfectly when he said:


Me gonna ook you in the dooker!

Well, maybe next time guys…

I leave you now with Born to be Wild still playing in my head :P