Mad-zeroth Libs – The Return

A few days ago, I did the first of these Mad Libs posts. So here I go again with the next instalment.

Here’s the premise – Personalise the list below and then plug your words into the story below!

  1. Common outdoor place
  2. Animal
  3. Intense emotion
  4. Your favorite WoW race, plural
  5. Something your favorite WoW race will never, ever do
  6. A synonym for rock (it can be rock)
  7. Adjective
  8. Herbalism plant
  9. A fish native to Azeroth
  10. Your favorite Avenger (from the movie — don’t get smart with me, comic nerds. I’ll find you.)
  11. Season
  12. Bodily sound
  13. Adjective
  14. Adjective relating to old people
  15. Relationship
  16. Body parts
  17. Proper name

My List:

  1. Fishing hole
  2. Dragon
  3. Excited
  4. Blood Elves
  5. rolls around in the mud
  6. pebble
  7. uninterested
  8. Cinderbloom
  9. Highland Guppy
  10. Thor
  11. Summer
  12. gurgle
  13. agreeable
  14. deafening
  15. sister
  16. toes
  17. Mobus

Let’s see how I did…

Jun Pao and the Tournament of Triumph – Part 1

Jun Pao was a sad panda. Every day, Pao practiced his swordsmanship in a Fishing hole near his home in the Valley of the Four Winds. One summer morning, Jun Pao was perfecting his Dragon-style strikes when he slipped and fell on a crumpled-up note. It read:

All challengers welcome! The fearsome orc Gormash the Excited will fight any and all comers for the ultimate prize! Honour and glory until Blood Elves successfully roll around in the mud awaits anyone who can defeat me!

Meet me at the big pebble.

 

Love,
Gormash.

This was it, Jun Pao thought. Defeating this uninterested brute in battle would surely be the final challenge, and his training would be complete. Pao quickly stuffed his Cinderbloom and Highland Guppy sandwich into his Thor lunchbox, took a swig off his minikeg of Summergurgle Ale, and bounded off for triumph.

“Jun Pao!” a voice called after the anxious pandaren. It was ol’ Master Ho, still as agreeable and deafening as ever. Jun was like a sister to the master — he wanted to make the old man proud. Jun put his toes together and bowed, promising to return to his master with tales of honour, fun, and slapping Mobus in the face.

Afterthought: Not sure how successful his practice session would have been in a fishing hole but it would probably do well for his ‘girlish’ figure :P

Author: Cymre

Disc priest and relic hunter who loves collecting achievements, silver dragon shots and pets. Other hobbies include transmog / costumes, novelty items and all things pets.

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  1. These things are crazy aren’t they :) I just read the story and shake my head!

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